the-absolute-best-gifs:

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the-absolute-best-gifs:

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clever-one-word-url:

GUYS MY 10 YEAR OLD BROTHER WAS JUST TELLING BE ABOUT HOW HE KNOWS EVERY GUY’S CRUSH IN HIS CLASS AND H KEEPS TRACK OF IT SO THAT IF A GUY GETS A NEW CRUSH HE GOES AND CALLS THE GIRL AND LETS HER KNOW. HE LITERALLY USED THE PHRASE “I’M IN THE BUSINESS”. 

GUYS

MY BROTHER IS A 5TH GRADE PIMP

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rnilkbreath:

rnilkbreath:

rnilkbreath:

rnilkbreath:

i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

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my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told

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who the fudge changed ‘fudgers’ to ‘meaners’

WHO CHANGED IT FROM FUCKERS TO FUDGERS I WILL KILL THE POPSICLE DONT TESTICLE ME



dailymurf:


booty booty booty booty rocking every pear 

Nobody understands how funny i find this

dailymurf:

booty booty booty booty rocking every pear 

Nobody understands how funny i find this

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sitcomfamily:

“I didn’t know Aerosmith had a cereal.”

sitcomfamily:

“I didn’t know Aerosmith had a cereal.”





Send me an emoticon
(✿◠‿◠) — you’re cute 
(◡‿◡✿) — you make me happy
\ (•◡•) / — i like your blog
(¬‿¬) — can i touch you
ƪ(♥ε♥)ʃ — can i marry you
(╥﹏╥) — i wish we talked
(っ◕‿◕)っ ♥ — i wanna hug you
凸(¬‿¬) — i hate you but i love you
ಠ_ಠ — i don’t like you/your blog
(ノ °益°)ノ 彡 ┻━┻ — i wanna kick you in the nuts

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holdnoquarter:

Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.

holdnoquarter:

Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.



dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make



the-absolute-funniest-posts:

livingwithdisability:
Do you see a Dalek or a shower?

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

livingwithdisability:

Do you see a Dalek or a shower?



I want us to last,

tellthegirlsivefallen:

I don’t wanna have a great, amazing couple of months and then all of a sudden its over. I don’t want to experience the feeling of being lost, confused, and hurt all over again. I wanna be with you. And I want us to last, no matter how hard any situation is, no matter what/who comes between us.

This.

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